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Philosophy of George Carlin

  1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
  2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
  3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
  5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
  6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
  7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
  8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
  9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
  10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Good bye old Friend

Misha at the River

March 19th was a sad day at SGS. Our beloved Misha was put to sleep after her prolonged and brave battle with a nasty cancer that was eating away at her leg.

She was a good, happy doggie right to the end, and left us for a better place up in dog heaven with a contented look on her big furry face.

Her life was short ( 6 ½ years) but was full of love and happiness and she certainly spread joy wherever she went.

We appreciate all the concern and love you have shown for Misha over the years.

Poor little kitty still wanders around meowing quietly, looking for his big white furry adopted mother.

In Misha's honour we will establish a memorial fund of some sort to support the Humane Society, details to follow. Goodbye Misha, We love you!

Misha and Kitty

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