One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, "When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree." So, the grandson hits the ball and it bumps against the tree and lands not too far from where it started. "Of course," added the grandpa, "when I was your age, the tree was only 3 feet tall."

Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing as he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words as he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, "Uh-oh cover your ears he's going to be really mad now"!

The Last of our 2004-2005 Lessons!

Beginner & Intermediate Classes

5 Weeks, 1 night a week, 7:00pm to 9:30pm
$145 Beginner, All-Inclusive
$115 Intermediate, Glass is Extra
Maximum of Six Students per class, so sign up today!

Reminder: With the nice weather slowly returning to our city, please remember to wear closed toe shoes to our lessons.

April:

• Monday, April 18 to May 16, Beginner
• Tuesday, April 19 to May 17, Beginner
• Wednesday, April 20 to May 18, Intermediate
• Thursday, April 21 to May 19, Beginner

May:

• Monday, May 30 to June 27, Beginner
• Tuesday, May 24 to June 21, Beginner
• Wednesday, May 25 to June 22, Intermediate
• Thursday, May 26 to June 23, Beginner

Fusing Classes in 2005

Fusing 101: Introduction to Fusing & Slumping

2 Saturday afternoons, 1:00pm to 4:00pm-ish,
$95.00, 8 people per class
April 30 & May 7

New & Improved & Longer, Beginner Lead Came Class!

$115, 6 students per class, all taxes, materials, and use of tools included.
2 Day Class: Saturday, April 9th, 9:00am to 4:00pm, and Sunday, April 10th, 10:00am to 2:00pm.

Due to popular demand, we have set up yet another Lead Came class! In response to feedback from our students, the format of the class is being changed. The project is now larger, a panel up to 16" x 20" in size, with a bevel cluster center piece and a bevel border ring.

Dates for our 2005-2006 Lessons will be posted on our website pages in early August 2005, and in our Fall 2005 edition of More Stuff, out in late August 2005. If you are interested in any of them, you can leave your name and phone number with us, and we will contact you.