No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
Congratulations to Carol who won our December Contest. The question was “How long as little Kitty been working at Stained Glass Stuff?” It was of course a trick question, little kitty has not worked a second while being chauffeured to the store every day over the last 7 years. He has tolerated many hugs, avoided dogs large and small, and broken several pieces of stained glass art, but has not actually worked. Carol won a copy of “Cat Designs”