To help you take advantage of our 21st Century 21% off sale, our brave deer-hitting midnight glass delivery guy Dave, will be pulling more than his weight (and that is considerable) by manning the store on Thursday evenings and Sundays in December. On Sundays, the store would be open 12:00 to 5:00 pm November 26th, and Dec. 3rd, 10th, 17th, and the 24th? Maybe?
Bribes have to be discussed for this one - the more cookies you all bring the later I will stay. The store will remain open until 9:00pm Thursday nights on November 23rd & 30th, and December 7th, 14th, and 21st.
Cheesy Contest #2
One of the above days is my birthday, which one is it? Drop you answer at the store.
We are soon about to experience the dawn of the new millennium!
Last year at this time, we were all wondering if the world was going to end, or if the nerds were going to have their Y2K revenge, and still others were making plans to celebrate the start of a new century. (So they thought, but the real start of the new millennium is this January 1st.)
With this as the topic for the issue, we are also in the final days of the countdown waiting for Kevin and Kim's first child, and David and Misha are waiting as well to be the prospective grandparents to whatever the stork brings. What better way to end one century than to bring a baby into the world at the begining of the next?
So you have probably guessed that all the contests in this issue will revolve around babies and stuff.
Las Vegas odds-makers have set the betting line at 5 to 7 that Kevin's baby will be a boy, 2 to 5 that it will be earlier than December 11th (the Official due date), and 1 to 100,000 that Kevin will be allowed to name it Montana Joseph(ine) Tappin (after Joe Montana, the greatest quarterback in the history of the San Francisco 49ers and the NFL). Stay tuned for further betting updates.
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This document last modified on: 2003-01-22