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You Have a drinking problem if this ever happens to you:

A guy gets up really early in the morning to go ice fishing. He goes out onto the ice with his tent, his pick and his fishing rod, and starts to pick at the ice. Then he hears a big booming voice "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE".

The guy looks around and then starts to pick at the ice again. Then he hears the voice again "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE".

Now the guy is getting a little edgy. He looks up, "God, is that you?"

There is no answer, so he starts picking again. "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!"

Then the guy yells "God! is that you?"

"NO, IT'S THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK!!"

The 21st Century 21% off Sale of the Century!

This being the eve of the new millennium, for real this time, we here at Stained Glass Stuff thought we would welcome the dawn of a new era with a sale. A sale that will be the last great sale of the century. A sale that,... well, you get the idea. As there could be the screams of a newborn in the store while you are in taking advantage of this truly special sale, we knew it had to be simple.

How does 21% off just about everything in the store sound? (except the following)

• Power tools-Weller 100 ($85.00)
• SuperstarII grinder ($165)
• Diamondstar grinder ($130)
• Diamond Laser 1000S bandsaw - one blade ($495)

Sell! Sell!, Sell!, come on folks, we have two more mouths to feed! (besides Misha)

Grinder heads 10% off

Prices in effect from the time you get this newsletter until Dec. 31/2000.