Hopefully this won't be the scene here...

It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local paper were the main reasons for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store's opening time. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw and knocked around a bit, then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line: "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the store!"

Everything Else in Our Christmas Sale!

• All Regular Stained Glass, 20% Off!
• All Bevel Clusters, 20% Off!
• All Stock Bevels, 15% off single bevels, 25% off by the box
• EDCO Copper Foil, 25% off all widths & colour-backings
• All Chemicals, 20% off
• All Books, 20% off
• All Lamp Bases, 20% off
• All Jewels, 25% off
• All Globs, 25% off
• All Mosaic Stuff, 25% off
• All Fusing Stuff, 20% off
• All Moretti & System 96 Rods, 25% off
• All Lampworking Stuff, 20% off
• All Painting Stuff, 20% off
• Any miscellaneous tool, gizmo, gadget, or thingee that has not been specifically mentioned in the above sale listing, 20% off

All remaining Armstrong Float Fire COE82 Fusing glass, 50% off!!!!!!

Vegla 'Paint', Clear 4mm Architectural Glass, $ 4.95 per square foot, or $39.95 per full sheet, (9.3 sq.ft), while supplies last.

Stock Up & Save on Cheap Glass Sale

• Yogi Ends, $ 5.95 each
• Yogi Little Brave $ 7.95 each
• Kokomo Pony, $ 7.95 each
• Oceana Little Brave, $ 7.95 each
• Spectrum Rack Packs $ 3.95 each
• A full, unopened Spectrum Rack Pack, 80 square feet, $299.95

We have noticed that there have been a few supply issues with various items that we stock over the last few months. We will do our best to keep lots of everything on our shelves leading up to Santa's arrival, but if circumstances beyond our control leave us short of something, we will gladly issue rainchecks for that item, at the sale price, and reserve one for you for when they do come in.

Our normal sale terms are that the prices stated above are in effect from the time you receive this until the end of the year, December 31st, at 4:00pm.