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FAST FACTS:

Residents of the Havasupai Indian Reservation in Northern Arizona get their mail delivered by mule. That's not fair, why should they get their mail faster than the rest of us.

Human lungs are 100 times easier to blow up than a standard toy balloon. But they tend to make lousy party favors.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of.?) (Did taxpayers pay for this research??)

Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew? Who cares? How did they find out, ask them?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

Jokes

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.( Remotes now have nite lights on them ...There a problem here?)

Kids are cute, babies are cute, puppies are cute. The little things are cute. See, nature did this on purpose so that we would want to take care of our young. Made them cute. Tricked us. Then gradually they get older and older, until one day your mother its you down and says, "You know, I think you're ugly enough to get your own apartment."

Bumper Stickers SEEN IN NEW YORK CITY (and I'd like to see around here!)

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ---?

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets (this one does not mean me - I am not house trained yet)