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Actual Answering Machine Messages Recorded and verified By The World Famous International Institute of Answering Machine Messages: See Rant Above...
10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you.
8. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling ....and I'll think about returning your call.
7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are female, don't worry, I have LOTS of money.
5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
4. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a"sexy" message, I'll call sooner.
3. Hi. Now YOU say something.
2. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like .Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
And the Number 1 Actual Answering Machine Message is......
1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...real slow. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back.
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Learn to Build a Table Lantern Base
We have just added instructions and a pattern for building an Aanraku table lantern base to the BUILDSTUFF section of the website. Please note that this link will take you out of the newsletter into the website. To get back to the newsletter, just use the "MORESTUFF" link.
Lesson Dates:
Beginner Sessions:
- Tuesday, September 10 to October 8
- Wednesday, September 11 to October 9
- Tuesday, October 15 to Nov 12
- Wednesday, October 16 to November 13
- Tuesday, November 19 to December 17
- Wednesday, November 20 to December 18
- Tuesday, January 7 to February 4
- Wednesday, January 8 to February 5
- Tuesday, February 11 to March 11
- Wednesday, February 12 to March 12
- Tuesday, March 18 to April 15
- Wednesday, March 19 to April 16
- Tuesday, April 22 to May 20
- Wednesday, April 23 to May 21
- Tuesday, May 27 to June 24
- Wednesday, May 28 to June 25
Intermediate Sessions:
- Monday, September 9 to October 7
- Monday, October 21 to November 18
- Monday, November 25 to December 23
- Monday, January 6 to February 3
- Monday, February 10 to March 10
- Monday, March 17 to April 14
- Monday, April 21 to May 26
- Monday, June 2 to June 30
Student Starter Package
For Those of you just starting out and perfer to buy " Starter Package" rather than just ordering A LA Carte, we now offer such a Package. It includes:
- GLASTAR SUPERSTAR II ( the better one )
- GLASTAR EYE SHIELD support with glass
- WELLER 100 , sol;dering iron
- A MIKA CAST IRON soldering stand
- RUNNING PLIERS, 6 or 8 inch
- GROZIER PLIERS
- a Roll of 60/40 Soldier
- a roll of 7/32 EDCO COPPER FOIL
- a 4 oz. Bottle of flux & flux brush, and a square foot of spectrum rack pak glass
All this for only $345.00.
Cutter is not included and since TOYO offers five different kinds , we recommend that you try out each style at the store before you buy.
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