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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and David said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
David thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied David. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
This is a true story, but only one name has been changed.
Fall Contest:
This is a simple one. Guess, in pounds and ounces, the amount of cat hair Kitty has shed in the store over the last 7 years. Hairballs not included. The closest answer wins that weight in solder, your choice of 60/40 or 50/50. Fill out a ballot at the store, or send in your guess by email.