Budlight Institute
Note this is Kevin's contribution to the humor section , I do not drink or play , watch or have any interest in ; sport , However the men might like to check this out.........The Bud Light Institute really exists!
Go check out www.budlightinstitute.ca You'll be humming "Our relationship is getting stronger with every golf game that I play" in no time.
Hillbilly medical terms
- Bacteria, Back door to the cafeteria
- Catscan, Looking for the cat
- Labor Pain, Getting hurt at work
- Enema, Not a friend (no Kidding)
- Node, I knew it.
- Pelvis, 2nd cousin to Elvis
- Coma, A punctuation mark
- Fester, Quicker than someone else.
- Fibula, A small lie.
- G.I .Series, World Series of military baseball.
- Hangnail, What you hang your coat on.
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Let's see if I understand how the world works now. . .
- If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.
- If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked.
- If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
- If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school for poor sex education.
- If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the bartender.
- If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones.
- If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
- If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
- And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So if I die while my butt is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates,
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