COUNTRY WISDOM

• Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
• Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
• Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance.
• Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
• A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
• Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
• Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
• Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
• Meanness don't happen overnight.
• Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
• Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.
• Don't corner something meaner than you.
• You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.
• It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
• You can't unsay a cruel thing.
• When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
• Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.

Latest Contest

David has decided that this issues contest be entitled "What I did on my summer Vacation".

David in fact has already written several little entry essays about what he has done on his frequent sojourns this year. Write us a little essay under a hundred words. Best entry gets a $100 gift certificate from the store, and as with all our gift certificates there will be no expiry date on it. So it can be used when ever.

E-mail, Fax, Mail, or Drop off your entry to the store. The winner will be picked on October 1, 2003. Winning entry will be published on our website and in the More Stuff December 2003 Issue.