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911 Richmond Road, Unit 9, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, K2A 0G8  (613) 722-8702
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Great Job Evaluation Lines:

  1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
  2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be.
  3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
  4. When she stops to open her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there.
  5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
  6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
  7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
  8. Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
  9. This employee should go far and sooner he starts, the better.
  10. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
  11. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
  12. A room temperature IQ.
  13. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean
  14. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

Friday Night Fusing Clinic:

Now going into it's fourth season, with an exciting line up of topics and special guests.

Check out notes from our past seasons on our website. There is no fee to attend, just drop by at 7pm on the second Friday of every month from September to May. We do ask that you bring some non-perishable food for the Ottawa Food Bank. We send out email reminders to everybody on our FNFC list. There is a link on our home page to the sign up page, if you want to be notified.

This Season's Topics:

  • September 12th - Embossing Glass
  • October 10th - Fusing on top of a wire mesh
  • November 14th - Magical Fusing/Slumping Powder, with special guest Melanie Kidd from Glowing Panes Studio in Thornhill, ON.
  • December 12th - Sugar Firing in Colour de Verre mold to make Christmas Tree decorations
  • January 9th - The Various stages of fusing, from 1200 to 1550, in 50 degree intervals, using 3mm COE 82, 90, 94, 96 and 104 glasses.
  • February 13th - How to use stainless steel in your kiln
  • March 13th - Using Photopaper to put photographs on your glass
  • April - No Meeting due to Patty Gray Workshops
  • May 8th - Using an AirPen and Airbrush + Wrap up Party