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Classic Management Strategies:

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!

The CEO, walks up the guy and asks - "and how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - "here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks - "does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters - "Pizza delivery guy".

September Sale!

All Rack Packs:
(Spectrum, Kokomo, Yogi)
Buy Four, Get One Free!

  • $5 off all Soldering Irons & Grinders
  • 15% Off All Chemicals, Display Stands & Lamp Bases
  • 20% Off All Stained Glass, Books, and Hand Tools
  • 25% off our current inventory of stock bevels, globs, jewels & bevel clusters.
  • 40% off all remaining inventory of our Patio Stone molds and pattern books.

System 96 Scrap Glass
$1.50 per pound!

Manager's Special!

One used, slightly damaged Evenheat Studio 8 kiln, $250.
(Some firebrick was replaced due to damage from sloppy combing.)

The prices stated above are valid from the time you get this to 11:59pm on September 30th, 2008.