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Ten things to say about gifts you don't like

10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.
9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me"
8. Perfect for wearing in the basement.
7. Well, well, well...
6. I really don't deserve this.
5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
4. I love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.
1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity

Fall Contest Results:

We asked you to guess, in pounds or kilograms, the amount of cat hair Kitty has shed in the store over the last 7 years. The closest answer wins that weight in solder, your choice of 60/40 or 50/50. The winning answer was from Jess and Zach , who guessed 3 pounds and 2 ounces. The correct answer was 3.64 pounds. We brushed 0.01 pounds off Kitty in one week, then multiplied that by 52 weeks, and then by 7 years.

More Holiday Humour.....

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter, press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!