10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.
9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me"
8. Perfect for wearing in the basement.
7. Well, well, well...
6. I really don't deserve this.
5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
4. I love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.
1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity
We asked you to guess, in pounds or kilograms, the amount of cat hair Kitty has shed in the store over the last 7 years. The closest answer wins that weight in solder, your choice of 60/40 or 50/50. The winning answer was from Jess and Zach , who guessed 3 pounds and 2 ounces. The correct answer was 3.64 pounds. We brushed 0.01 pounds off Kitty in one week, then multiplied that by 52 weeks, and then by 7 years.
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter, press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have "Sandy claws"!
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!