On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:
TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,
ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note),
TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,
NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Americans,
SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products,
FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,
(NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
THREE deconstructionist poets,
TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
and...
ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
Merry Christmas Happy Chanukah. Good Kwanzaa. Blessed Yule. Happy Holidays! (unless otherwise prohibited by law)*
*Unless, of course, you are suffering from Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD). If this be the case, please substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with suggestion that you have a thoroughly adequate day.
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
A hand picked selection of the finest in Uroboros UnCat glasses. Un Cat is the term Uroboros uses on any glass they make that is irregular, was a test of colours or textures, or something they made after a few too many beverages one Friday night at the factory. There are lots of funky Fracture/Streamer/Confetti/Frit mixes and some wild multi-colour mixes coming. There will also be 5 sheets of the latest System 96 glass from Uroboros, 60-57-96, Brown Cathedral, fresh from the lehr! There will also be a few Special Production sheets of glass from Bullseye to tempt you with.
Another special treat due in December is a collection of polished agates from Brazil. Various sizes and colours, all 1/8" thick. These will be easy to incorporate into whatever style of stained glass you do. We have a box of samples here for you to check out and get excited over.